The Blog Formerly Known As Practical Paralegalism
Y’all know there’s not just a Pretty and a Good in style blogging of any kind, but also a Bad and an Ugly right? Um right? Cue “You Dropped a Bomb on Me” by Gap Band here.
I don’t normally explain why I choose to dress the way I do, because mostly no one cares, and I’ve stopped posting the Ugly (outfit pics) because it seems to have increased traffic to my blog enormously, but I think I’m doing a disservice to style bloggers and style blog lovers everywhere if I am not completely transparent.
Which I completely wouldn’t be if I hadn’t just gotten back from a wine-tasting party, and I got all the way through Number Five. If I’d stopped at Number Two, then these pictures would never have seen the light of day, just been a part of my silly little outfit diary which is normally highly edifying (meaning I can see what I should never wear again).
Apparently I’m a bit of a slow learner, because I forgot the number one rule of The Great Circle of Clothes, or maybe it’s number sixty-three, but it goes like this:
If you put it in the donation bag, there’s probably a real good reason. So leave it there. Do not dig back through it for any reason, unless you think you left money in a pocket. If it helps, get the bag outta the house immediately.
Or you’ll catch yourself wearing a giant sock because you were really cold when you got up this morning, and thought you’d give that giant warm sock one more chance.
Don’t touch dat.
Yer welcome. Wanna go dancing? Right now?