You know how some people dream of having their 15 minutes of fame on reality TV shows like American Idol, Survivor – or Paris Hilton’s My New BFF?
I knew I’d hit poor punctuation payola when I pulled a flyer out of a bag of groceries recently, chock full of glaring but charmingly consistent grammatical errors. I could tell the store manager was sincere in his desire to be of service, and I’ll always be grateful that he helped me score my first accepted submission
to Apostrophe Catastrophes
(kinda like winning a Grammy for a Grammar Geek):
If you’re going to misuse punctuation, you should always do it in all caps and the largest font possible.