The Blog Formerly Known As Practical Paralegalism
I know I’m a fan of “Nightgown Friday,” but today, in honor of All Buttoned Up Week, we’re gonna do “Loophole Friday”.
So the office dress code says “NO JEANS” (all caps, basically yelling in writing like we can’t figure out this means not even on office moving day).
So the office dress code says “NO CAPRIS” (which are basically short fat pants on me so I’m cool with this.)
But the office dress code doesn’t say “NO CROPPED PRINTED PANTS”. Win.
Yay for Gracey!
But I still don’t own a single pair of shorts. I’ll be 50 next year. Do I need shorts? Are any of y’all short-less?