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Ever since I saw Dark Shadows (2012), I’ve desperately longed for an elephant pendant like the character Victoria Winters wore. Sure, her elephant was white, and the chain was short, but I just wanted a good-lookin’ long elephant pendant.
“Is that all you got out of that movie?,” you ask. Yes. I am so mad at Tim Burton and Johnny Depp for ruining their wild, fey, magical partnership with this horribly long, plodding film, that I’ve pretty much blocked everything from my mind but the desire for an elephant necklace. That’s what happens the first time I see a movie in which Depp looks horrible. Post traumatic elephant disorder.
When I opened my daily email from the lovely Jada’s Jewels today and saw ELEPHANT NECKLACES (yes, I know that’s Internet shouting), it brightened what has otherwise been a considerably stressful Monday.
So, in case you saw Dark Shadows, and the only thing you can remember is Vickie’s elephant pendant, here you go:
I’ve loved everything I’ve ordered from Jada, including this cuff I wear all the time, and my sister tried to take from me yesterday:
My daily deal from Jada’s Jewels is usually the best email I get all day. If you’re not already on her mailing list, you’re invited to sign up here.
Do you know how hard it is to make Johnny Depp look bad?
Practical Paralegalism received no goods or compensation from Jada’s Jewels in return for this post. Practical Paralegalism really does just like her daily JJ email.