The Blog Formerly Known As Practical Paralegalism
Our firm has computer software to manage our cases, clients, and deadlines. I think the system is a girl, because she sounds like Mary Poppins on acid. I assure you I’m entirely in my right mind. Right before my appointments, she very prissily announces, “You. HAVE. An. Appointment.” I think she may have aspirations to make an appearance on Downton Abbey.
Anyway, she also apparently has a very dry wit. Today when I sat down to review my To Do List, I received the following message, “Your To Do list is so long it may not be realistic to have it all on today’s list.”
Then she suggested moving some things to a later date, but I asked her to leave “blubber hysterically and have multiple panic attacks under your desk” on for today.
Ever wanted to smack your computer for being a smartass?
P.S. The Teen is still in the hospital. We are so hoping she’ll be out by her 16th birthday on Friday.