The Blog Formerly Known As Practical Paralegalism
You know how a paralegal, like MacGyver, is supposed to be able to fix anything, anywhere – whether it be the office copier, the Power Point projector, or the gum on your supervising attorney’s pants – even if he or she only has a rusty paper clip?
Well, Victorinox knew there was a market for The Perfect Paralegal Tool and created a USB/Army knife (I know that phrase looks wrong but it’s right).
Tucked away with insane precision are a removable 32GB USB drive with fingerprint authentication, laser pointer, and Bluetooth remote control for your Windows-only PC or laptop presentations. Yep, key ring and scissors too. It even features a blade to fight off your enemies and a file to scrape away any fingerprints after the deed is done.
I’ma be mad if one of these isn’t in my Christmas stocking.