Today’s Quote: Model Says Paralegal Career Fattening
Or, It Pays a Whole Lot Better to Pick Up Men
“After majoring in theater in college, Eve worked as a paralegal, but the position drained her creativity and added the pounds.” ~ “All about Amazon Eve,” San Francisco Bay Guardian Online
So the 6’8″ model ditched the desk job, got buff and now picks up men at the rate of $400 per hour.
Get your mind out of the gutter. She literally picks them up – and wrestles, boxes and otherwise physically dominates short executive-types who have a thing for getting their butts kicked by an Amazon woman.
Hmmm, something to think about while you’re sitting at your desk, steaming mad because an attorney just asked you (again) at 4:55 p.m. to stay late and copy several hundred pages of exhibits he forgot he needs for a hearing tomorrow morning.