Actually, I didn’t. Everyone has been looking at me all day like they feel sorry for me and my Ronald McDonald hair. They don’t know I am completely delighted, gleeful, and I want it to stay this color forever.
I would be lying if I said I expected my hair to be this red. A loyal Feria user for many years, I knew the drill: mix three liquids together, wait, wash until water runs clear, and then use the best conditioner on the planet.
Nine West pumps (Ross a couple of years ago); Hue nude fishnet tights;
Loft necklace (final clearance sale last year); Vintage silver hinged bangle (eBay last year)
I did what I always do, look for the reddest Feria that I can get away with at the law office. Sure it said “Power Reds, High Intensity Shimmering Colour, Colour Booster Technology”, but I haven’t read the box in ages (if ever), and they always add random stuff to make you want to buy it even more, even tho’ I mostly wonder if I’ll look like the model on the box.
However, there is now a tiny fourth bottle (like a nuclear explosion of red Koolaid) that seriously contains Power Red. I should have been alerted by the fact that shampoo was included with instructions to use it twice before the conditioner. Uhm-huh, whatever. Lancelot AMP (he’s asked that I refer to him by that name in all future posts) was serving dinner in 35 minutes, and I was in a bit of a rush. You know, a vacuum cat hair, clean kitty box, dye hair Power Red before dinner kind o’ deal.
Heh. There was a tiny hole in the gloves, and I think my left index finger is bright red for life. Do not drop the contents of that tiny power serum on anything. Shampoo twice, and the water will still run as red as if multiple peeps were massacred in your shower.
This is my real dopey self. Glamour is not my thing.
Talking too much and reading forensic criminal novels (Victorian and current) are my things.
Some peeps probably think crying ensued at some point right after my hair dried. Nope. I am thrilled. The only better color would be deep, rich purple like Katy Perry does sometimes. I am hooked on Feria’s Power Reds. If they make a Power Purple, I’m their gurl 😛
No, this is not a paid endorsement for anything. Do you think I’d admit what a dimwit I am for advertising purposes?
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Photo Credit: Lancelot The Absent-Minded Professor (also known as hubby, hubster, hubs, etc.)