I’m not single, but I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day. As much as I like chocolate, that seems strange even to me. But for those of you who don’t want to hear another co-worker shrieking with joy over the third vase of roses delivered to her desk (there’s always that one fool who goes over the top and ruins it for everybody else), this video is for you:
I’ve got the “You will need a box of chocolates” part down pat. I totally did not know the average American man spends $156 on Valentine’s Day, but a 90-minute massage sounds like the perfect way for a paralegal to unwind. [Insert strong hint to SO here.]
Hope your Valentine’s Day rocks.