This question is so too related to paralegals, legal assistants, and legal support staff in general. We eat a lot of sandwiches at our desk.
Plus, it’s been a long week, and I figure Pauly D’s hair is good for a belly laugh.
For the record, I loathe, loathe, loathe Miracle Whip, and have thrown sandwiches in the trash upon tasting Miracle Whip. I was thrilled to vote against Miracle Whip at http://www.youtube.com/miraclewhip but am clearly in the minority.
How can you eat that stuff?!?