Paralegal Do-Over: Is It Date Night, Or Just Another Court Date for Lindsay?

I really wanted this post title to read, “Lindsay Wears Cleavage to Court,” but it was already taken by the Huffington Post. Last time Lindsay went to court, I asked you to pretend you’re the indispensable paralegal working for her criminal lawyer, and that she asked you what to wear to court before she did her strange impression of Pure As The Driven Snow.

Again, I’m gonna let you grab Lindsay before she leaves for court today, and tactfully tell her what you think of her latest attempt to please the court:

Where’d ya get th’ necklace?

Other than, “I’m pretty sure Chanel makes gorgeous silk scarves, too,” what would you say about this ensemble – estimated to cost between $8,000 – $11,560?

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