Why I Will Never Get the Big Head

My heart did a happy blogger skip when I read one of my latest reader comments:

I have read a few of the blog posts on your site since yesterday, and I truly like your style of blogging. I bookmarked it to my Internet favorites list, and will be checking back soon.

Awwwwwwww.

Until I read the next line:

We don’t need no stinkin’ pills.

I hope you’ll visit my website to buy your penis enlargement pills.

You guys will understand why I don’t share the link.

This is also why I love my dogs better than pretty much everybody.