I’m learning several new legal specialties completely foreign to me, so when I received an email from one of our fantastic and terribly smart associates yesterday with the subject line, “A little friendly advice,” I thought she was discreetly sending me some tips to aid my sometimes less than clueless dive into the newbie waters of very specialized federal law.

But as I read her very helpful advice, I started giggling:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished. So I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
Our office manager emailed the associate back and said, “You ain’t right.” (We say stuff like that in the South with a perfectly straight face, another challenge for me with the NALA CP exam Communications section.) 
I bloody love y’all! Have a great weekend!


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