Y’all know I am
a tacky celebrity watcher fascinated by Lindsay’s sartorial choices for her not infrequent court appearances, and today is no exception.
I thought she might have actually listened to her attorney’s paralegal’s suggestions for proper dressing for the Court, wearing a demure dress and modest scarf, with a ladylike purse – you know, to show some freakin’ respect for the gravity of her situation.
|But maybe just a little less war paint?|
Or maybe she knew that white looks great with handcuffs.
I do want that dress. I also want to tell Lindsay to just do her dang community service already. Geez.