My [legal] assistant was unable to make it into work on Monday. She numbered among the Black Friday casualties. If it were Omaha Beach, I would have to say that my assistant hit the beach on H hour in the first wave, made it to the cliffs, scaled them, and advanced into the Normandy hedges before having to be evacuated behind the lines. ~ “Black Friday” (The Brazil Times)
I do like the part where the author’s legal assistant plans her Black Friday attack like a military operation. What else would you expect from a talented legal assistant?
Source: The Brazil Times